I'm Alan, rhyme with Caitlin, today interviewing at the Burlington. In my league I'm a legend. Lady interviewing before me said, "I like your hair". That was affirming for me, made me feel pretty, I liked that she thought my hair of blue was lovely. I liked her short blonde cut, too, so I said, "Thanks I like your hair too". I just love when people see me for me, for real for real. I like to make people aware, that I'm just being fully pretty me and authentic me, so be fair and care, no need to flip out a commentary cartwheel because I was born male. The American dream is based off of making happiness prevail, so let us all just be real, and not let politics and fake news let our nation fail. I'm a Girl, and a role, so don't try to put your possessive control onto me, boo, just relax, be cool, relax be cool. After writing this I had my interview, I shook the guy's left hand with my ...