My mom taught me potty lessons
On 11/7/2025, some hours ago,
My mom was like you have to live two lives now. I was like, oh you mean the two houses we need to move between?
She was like, no that you still have to use the guys bathroom.
I was like, I actually just use the women's restroom. I only used the guy's once.
My mom then said, well you can't pee standing up anymore.
I was like, I actually pee sitting the most, even more surgery.
My mom was like, you need to hover over the toilet bowl to develop thigh muscles.
She suggested I don't sit down on the seat.
I was like, yeah I wasn't doing that, one time I did have one leg on one of the sides of the seat, but then it fell.
My mom said, we need to teach you how to squat.
It was a funny conversation (:
Additionally, I brought a salad at Wendy's!
Also, my mommy mentioned me as a sister when referencing my 2nd youngest sis.
Also, my mom referenced me as daughter when she texted me tonight, that was so awesome!
Anyway, thanks for reading! ♡
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